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    By giving it to a variety of individuals,...
    By giving it to a variety of individuals, competition might have

    been created, and many young anatomists have been induced to

    direct their attention to the favourite inquiry of the founder of

    the Lecture; but from causes which need not here be traced, this

    has not been the custom--one individual has monopolized it year

    after year, and it seems, like the Fairchild Lecture, rather to

    have been regarded as a pension There have, however, been some

    intervals; and we are still under obligations to those who have

    supported THE SYSTEM, for not appointing Sir Everard Home to read

    the Croonian Lecture twenty years in SUCCESSION Had it been

    otherwise, we might have heard of vested rights





    SECTION 11



    OF THE CAUSES OF THE PRESENT STATE OF THE ROYAL SOCIETY



    The best friends of the Royal Society have long admitted, whilst

    they regretted, its declining fame; and even those who support

    whatever exists, begin a little to doubt whether it might not

    possibly be amended



    The great and leading cause of the present state to which the

    Royal Society is reduced, may be traced to years of misrule to

    which it has been submitted In order to understand this, it

    will be necessary to explain the nature of that misrule, and the

    means employed in perpetuating it



    It is known, that by the statutes, the body of the Society have

    the power of electing, annually, their President, Officers, and

    Council; and it is also well known, that this is a merely nominal

    power, and that printed lists are prepared and put into the hands

    of the members on their entering the room, and thus passed into

    the balloting box If these lists were, as in other scientific

    societies, openly discussed in the Council, and then offered by

    them as recommendations to the Society, little inconvenience

    would arise; but the fact is, that they are private nominations

    by the President, usually without notice, to the Council, and all

    the supporters of the system which I am criticizing, endeavour to

    uphold the right of this nomination in the President, and prevent

    or discourage any alteration



    The Society has, for years, been managed by a PARTY, or COTERIE,

    or by whatever other name may be most fit to designate a

    combination of persons, united by no expressed compact or written

    regulations, but who act together from a community of principles

    That each individual has invariably supported all the measures of

    the party, is by no means the case; and whilst instances of

    opposition amongst them have been very rare, a silent resignation

    to circumstances has been the most usual mode of meeting measures

    they disapproved The great object of this, as of all other

    parties, has been to maintain itself in power, and to divide, as

    far as it could, all the good things amongst its members It has

    usually consisted of persons of very moderate talent, who have

    had the prudence, whenever they could, to associate with

    themselves other members of greater ability, provided these

    latter would not oppose the system, and would thus lend to it the

    sanction of their nameThe party have always praised each other

    most highly--have invariably opposed all improvements in the

    Society, all change in the mode of management; and have

    maintained, that all those who wished for any alteration were

    factious; and, when they discovered any symptoms of independence

    and inquiry breaking out in any member of the Council, they have

    displaced him as soon as they decently could



    Of the arguments employed by those who support the SYSTEM OF

    MANAGEMENT by which the Royal Society is governed, I shall give a

    few samples: refutation is rendered quite unnecessary--juxta-

    position is alone requisite If any member, seeing an improper

    appointment in contemplation, or any abuse in the management of

    the affairs of the Society continued, raise a voice against it,

    the ready answer is, Why should you interfere? it may not be

    quite the thing you approve; but it is no affair of yours-If,

    on the other hand, it do relate to himself, the reply is equally

    ready It is immediately urged: The question is of a personal

    nature; you are the last person who ought to bring it forward;

    you are yourself interested If any member of the Society,

    feeling annoyed at the neglect, or hurt by the injuries or

    insults of the Council, show signs of remonstrance, it is

    immediately suggested to him that he is irritated, and ought to

    wait until his feelings subside, and he can judge more coolly on

    the subject; whilst with becoming candour they admit the ill-

    treatment, but urge forbearance If, after an interval, when

    reflection has had ample time to operate, the offence seems great

    as at first, or the insult appears unmitigated by any

    circumstances on which memory can dwell,--if it is then brought

    forward, the immediate answer is, The affair is out of date--the

    thing is gone by--it is too late to call in question a

    transaction so long pastThus, if a man is interested

    personally, he is unfit to question an abuse; if he is not, is it

    probable that he will question it? and if, notwithstanding

    this, he do so, then he is to be accounted a meddler If he is

    insulted, and complain, he is told to wait until he is cool; and

    when that period arrives, he is then told he is too late If his

    remonstrance relates to the alteration of laws which are never

    referred to, or only known by their repeated breach, he is told

    that any alteration is useless; it is perfectly well known that

    they are never adhered to If it relate to the impolicy of any

    regulations attaching to an office, he is immediately answered,

    that that is a personal question, in which it is impossible to

    interfere--the officer, it seems, is considered to have not

    merely a vested right to the continuance of every abuse, but an

    interest in transmitting it unimpaired to his successors



    In the same spirit I have heard errors of calculation or

    observation defended If small errors occur, it is said that

    they are too trifling to be of any importance If larger errors

    are pointed out, it is immediately contended that they can

    deceive nobody, because of their magnitudePerhaps it might be

    of some use, if the Council would oblige the world with their

    SCALE of ERROR, with illustrations from some of the most RECENT

    and APPROVED works, and would favour the uninformed with the

    orthodox creed upon all grades, from that which baffles the human

    faculties to detect, up to that which becomes innocuous from its

    size




    The offices connected with the Royal Society are few in number,

    and their emolument small in amount; but the proper disposition

    of them is, nevertheless, of great importance to the Society, and

    was so to the science of England



    In the first place, the President, having in effect the absolute

    nomination of the whole Council, could each year introduce a few

    gentlemen, whose only qualification to sit on it would be the

    high opinion they must necessarily entertain of the penetration

    of him who could discover their scientific merits He might also

    place in the list a few nobles or officials, just to gild it

    Neither of these classes would put any troublesome questions, and

    one of them might be employed, from its station in society, to

    check any that might be proposed by others



    With these ingredients, added to the regular train of the party,

    and a star or two of science to shed lustre over the whole, a

    very manageable Council might be formed; and such has been its

    frequent composition



    The duties of the Secretaries, when well executed, are laborious,

    although not in this respect equal to those of the same officers

    who, in several societies, give their gratuitous aid; and their

    labours are much lightened by the Assistant Secretary and his

    clerk The following are their salaries:--



    The Senior Secretary

    The Junior Secretary, 105Lfor making Indexto Phil

    The Foreign Secretary



    Now it is not customary to change these annually; and as these

    offices are amongst the "loaves and fishes" they are generally

    given by the President to some staunch supporters of the shop system
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    I said sure, of
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    I was hearing something, not in his voice but just
    under it, that was a long way from normalI asked
    him what was wrong
    "I seem to have gone blind in my left eye,
    muchacho
    He laughed a littleIt was a strange, lost sound
    "I knew it was coming, but it's still a shockI
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    tried to get Annmarie from Bay Area Private
    Nursing, but she's out on a call, andcan you
    come, Edgar? Please?"
    "I'll be right thereJust hang on, WiremanStay
    where you are and hang on
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    I hadn't had trouble with my own eyesight in weeks
    The accident had caused some loss of peripheral
    vision and I tended to turn right to look at
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    straight ahead, but otherwise I was fine in the
    vision departmentGoing out to my anonymous
    rental Chevy, I wondered how I'd feel if that
    bloody redness started to creep over things
    againor if I woke up some morning with nothing
    but a black hole on one side of my worldThat
    made me wonder how Wireman could have managed a
    laugh
    I had my hand on the Malibu's doorhandle when I
    remembered him saying that Annmarie Whistler, whom
    he depended upon to stay with Elizabeth when he
    had to be gone for any length of time, was on a
    callI hurried back to the house and called
    Jack's mobile, praying that he'd answer and that
    he could comeThat was one
    for the home team
    vi
    I drove off the island for the first time that
    morning, and I balenciaga twiggy bag broke my cherry in a big way,
    joining the bumper-to-bumper northbound traffic on
    the Tamiami TrailWe were bound for Sarasota
    401
    Memorial HospitalThis was on the recommendation
    of Elizabeth's doctor, who I'd called over
    Wireman's weak protestsAnd now Wireman kept
    asking me if I was all right, if I was sure I
    could do this, if it wouldn't have been better to
    let Jack drive him so I could stay with Elizabeth
    "Well, you look scared to death His right eye had shifted in my direction
    His left tried to follow suit, but without much
    successIt was bloodshot, slightly upturned, and
    welling careless tears"You gonna freak out,
    muchacho?"
    "NoBesides, you heard ElizabethIf you hadn't
    gone on your own, she would have taken a broom and
    beaten you right out the door
    He hadn't gucci bags for ladies meant "Miss Eastlake" to know there was
    anything wrong with him, but she'd been coming
    into the kitchen on her walker and overheard his
    end of our conversationAnd besides, she had a
    little of what Wireman hadIt went unacknowledged
    between us, but it was there
    "If they want to admit you-" I began
    402
    "Oh, they'll want to, it's a fucking reflex with
    them, but it's not going to happenIf they could
    fix it, that would be differentI'm only going
    because Hadlock may be able to tell me that this
    isn't a permanent clusterfuck but just a temporary
    blip on the radar
    "Wireman, what the hell's wrong with you?"
    "All in good time, muchachoWhat are you painting
    these days?"
    "Never mind right now
    "Oh dear," Wireman said"Looks like I'm not the
    only one who's tired of questionsDid chanel classic handbag you know
    that during the winter months, one out of every
    forty regular users of the Tamiami Trail will have
    a vehicular mishap? It's trueAnd according to
    something I heard on the news the other day, the
    chances of an asteroid the size of the Houston
    Astrodome hitting the earth are actually better
    than the chances of-"
    I reached for the radio and said, "Why don't we
    have some music?"
    "Good idea," he said"But no fucking country
    For a second I didn't understand, and then I
    remembered the recently departed boot-scootersI
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    found the area's loudest, dumbest rock station,
    which styles itself The BoneThere Nazareth was
    screaming its way through "Hair of the Dog
    "Ah, puke-on-your-shoes rock and roll," Wireman
    said"Now you're talkin, mi hijo
    vii
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